Canine bidet

When you smear peanut butter on your chocolate starfish after pinching a loaf to entice a dog to lick it off, thus cleaning your ass.
I usually prefer the canine bidet to a regular one, but I ran out of skippy.
by Milkbones August 23, 2019
Get the Canine bidet mug.

canine mine

A deposit of doggy-doo that waits, undetected amid the grass/dry leaves, for us to step on it.
Dude, you got poo on your shoe...you must have stepped on a canine mine.
by ragtop94 November 15, 2011
Get the canine mine mug.

Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.
That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine
by elroy jetson 22 June 30, 2009
Get the Inseminate the Canine mug.

domestic canine

Back-formation of "homedog", meaning "a peer with whom one's relationship does not extend beyond camaraderie and brief physical contact upon greeting and valediction".

Alternatives: mate, bled, bruv, homie.
"What descends in the surrounding residences, domestic canine?"
(= "What's going down in the hood, homedog?")
by J. Depvo July 26, 2009
Get the domestic canine mug.

Courage Killed the Canine

A Spin on the popular saying "Curiosity killed the cat"

this saying had 3 meanings
but the base meaning is about peoples courage bravery or Confidence getting themself or others hurt

๐Œ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ: being too courageous can be dangerous to your Health if Done recklessly
๐Œ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ: when people do brave things unqualified or unable to complete the requirements of the task their trying to complete they end up getting hurt and others hurt with their bravery
๐Œ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ‘: When people take a risk out of pure courage and confidence they won't get hurt and ending up getting hurt
He got hurt because he ran straight into the fire

ya know Courage Killed the Canine
by LexxDef February 14, 2022
Get the Courage Killed the Canine mug.

Hairless canine

Omg my gay chihuahua, lacey, does not have more than 3 strands of hair on her entire body. An absolute hairless canine if I've ever seen one!!!
by Furry feline May 10, 2022
Get the Hairless canine mug.