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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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Calories

You: “Dude what are calories?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”
by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023
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hippie calorie

One hippie calorie is equivalent to 1mg of THC.
That gummy I ate had 20 hippie calories.
by Gonads77 February 21, 2025
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toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting
by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021
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Calorie queen

A women who is fat & ugly and gay
Bro did you see how much Calorie queen arwen ate at Burger King?
by 🐮🐮 February 4, 2023
mugGet the Calorie queenmug.

High Caloried

A heavyset person who consumes a lot of calories, resulting in obesity.
She is a high caloried person who talks about men online.
by The Queen Of Accountability February 24, 2025
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calorie

a pointless unit of measurement to dwell over my lovelies
them: "omg that's so high calorie! ive eaten enough anyway"
me: "that's true, but calories don't matter, so please allow yourself to enjoy the food if and when you want it"
by giantphallussedlady May 8, 2022
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