calculator

A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.

John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)

Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?

The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.

by yoloswagmlg December 1, 2014

yellow calculator

An insult towards an Asian

Girl 1: Yung Wee Yang is a yellow calculator
Girl 2: I can't stand yellow calculators

by NMC1990 December 15, 2015

calculator

a whore who does only nerds/ geeks

Yoko is such a calculator, EVERY nerd is pushin' on that!

by Yourm um Sface January 8, 2009

calculas

calculas came about after the devil decided that life was just too easy so he invented numbers then decided to invent calculas to really screw us over and the only way you can ever understand it is if your half dead and look like a zombie e.g my maths teacher.

bro that failed harder than my calculas paper

by zer001 April 13, 2011

Calculator

For iPad or iPhone or iPod in school hours: Skype
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.

SKYPE CONVERSATION
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!

Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths

by MadameIsobella June 24, 2012

Calculator

See Ti89.

People should stop wasting their time Defining "Calculator" when The Ti89 conquers all.

by KBUR August 10, 2008

calculator

1. Somethin that makes man dumb
2. Something that has made cheating easier for man (in maths)
3. Somethin you shove batteries in and it does your math homework

1. Why think when I can use my CALCULATOR?

by örsh October 8, 2003