Swedish Candle

A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.

My Volvo V60 broke down on the motorway so I lit some Swedish candles for safety.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023

Grass Candle

Alternative name for a joint

"Has anyone seen Zach recently?"
"No, he must be smashing off the grass candles"

by Jimslimson August 16, 2016

Candle Monster

Noun; The image of an uninviting face on / in a used candle.

The image usually appears in / on a candle after its initial lighting; much like the images of Jesus or Mother Teresa. Sighting one of these images is commonly considered one of the nine signs that bad karma is upon you. Maharaja – Tugnma’puda is the first to document the discovery of a candle monster. Tugnma’puda’s life was cut short not long after noticing the image of a monstrous face in the side of one of his beloved sacramental candles. Those who discover a candle monster are urged to disgard of the candle as soon as possible. Allowing the candle to burn completely seals the negative karma with the origional finder.

by candlewithoutaface December 4, 2010

Dark Candle

A Black Man or Woman who does not cast a Shadow because they are too black.

Wasup mah bruver, yous a dark candle or whats?

by Tim232 February 13, 2010

Candle cunt

A woman who wont stop going on about her scented candles and takes great pleasure in mocking other peoples candles

Say man, that Shauna is a real candle cunt. She won’t stop taking shit about my candles

by Turdy McDownUnder October 22, 2020

Interfaith candle

another way of saying masturbate

“Dude I’m so horny I need to light my interfaith candle”

by Randy Keshlum August 7, 2018

anal candles

do you guys sell anal candles

i really need anal candles

by cc_fresh October 16, 2021