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UC Berkeley

Berkeley's Chinatown disguised as a University that used to have a racially diverse student body that protested against social issues back in the 70's. Now its just Chinese kids trying to get medical degrees and Indians trying to get engineering degrees. This is especially obvious the minute you walk out of UC Berkeley and notice that sudden abnormal re-occurrence of Black and White people, and some Asian Americans here and there.
Haven for Asian Foreigners.
They tried to make it more diverse by being 'officially racist' and just give Asians higher test goals. (see: Affirmative Action) Funny thing is, it didn't even work.

Still an awesome school to go to however, just don't expect to be able to speak their official language, 'Mandarin.'
Out-of-State student: "Woah, there's a lot of Asians at UC Berkeley, jeez, look at this campus. So this is what California's racial demographics are like"
Berkeley Resident Student: "Ha....Let's take a walk."
Out-of-State student: "Where?"
Berkeley Resident student: "How about, a couple steps out the gate."
Out-of-state student: ".......Holy shit! Where'd all the Asians go?"
Berkeley Resident student: "They didn't go anywhere. Most of them just aren't from Berkeley."
Out-of-state student: "The fuck, is that a Black person?"
Berkeley Resident student: "Oh yeah, they're like the largest secondary minority here. They just don't live in UC Chinatown. Gotta get out more, man."
by Galactic123 August 26, 2013
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UC-Berkeley

Standford reject school.
Let's go to UC-Berkeley since Stanford hates us.
by Shum July 25, 2008
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Berkeley New South Wales

Known for its many junkies, street crime and stabbing's the most common phrase in Berkeley is " Ill Stab You" Some say this is the official greeting when a local passes by, so don’t be to alarmed when they ask you for a smoke and your whole wallet contents they are just offering a friendly gesture. Berkeley is also known for its famous drive through offering a menu larger then McDonalds’ of Illegal drugs the safest way to enter Berkeley is by car you should always keep your doors locked unless buying from the famous drive through the dealer’s pride themselves on good service and quality product.
So take a drive you will be surprised especially by the stench of the lake due to the many decomposing bodies from past visitors that were rude and did not offer up the smokes and there wallet contents.
by Berkeley Visitor June 3, 2011
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Berkeleys

"By golly, she has the largest pair of Berkeleys!"
by cremhua November 15, 2009
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UC Berkeley

a not soo hard college to get into. ranked around 20 in the nation. has many asians and like 0 whites. full of homeless people, liberal fags, and hippies. the chicks are fugly but after awhile you get what i call the "Berkeley Eye" see Triton Eye. Apparently it has a good engineering program but thats about it. It is like between Stanford and UCLA.
Homeless guy: Hey give me a dollar
Me: *runs away*

I see this homeless guy and he turns around. he isnt a homeless guy but a student

Person 1: Hey where do you go to college?
Person 2: Stanford
Person 1: Respect.
Person 2: Where do you go?
Person 1: Columbia
Person 3: I go to UC Berkeley.
Person 1: Never heard of it......
Person 2: Is that like in Texas?
by romancesilver July 27, 2007
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berkeleysocks

A pet name for Birkenstock sandals due the prevalence of these sandals on the west coast.
She: Hey, let's go out for a latte.
He: Chill out a sec, I've gotta find my Berkeleysocks.
by vMeson April 2, 2010
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