Definitions by Shum

UC-Berkeley 

Standford reject school.

Let's go to UC-Berkeley since Stanford hates us.

UC-Berkeley by Shum July 25, 2008

shred 

Kayaking: Surfing a gnarly wave with grace and style.

Dude you totally shredded that wave! Nice endo by the way!

shred by shum February 21, 2003

chick 

Just another slang for girl or woman.

Don't call chicks broads.

chick by shum February 21, 2003

Endo 

A kaying move where the front of the boat submerges causing the entire boat to stand vertically in the water.

Gnarly endo! Too bad about the face flop! That rock rash looks painful!

Endo by shum February 21, 2003

hosed 

shit-faced, loaded, hammered, pissed, wasted, intoxicated, drunk, fucked up, gone, or otherwise suffering effects of alcohol

Man, I had to be hosed to go home with that fat ho!

hosed by shum February 21, 2003