Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

Slurpy Bumhole

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain

Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole

by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021

spicy bumhole

Spicy bumhole is a term used when youre done taking a shit after downing a bag of Takis Fuego

your arsehole has a relentless throbbing sensation and not even Vicks Vaporub will make it better

“fuck man i got a serious case of spicy bumhole”

“aye been there man, lmk if u need any help”

by ItsRec August 5, 2022

Cartier Bumhole

A term used to describe a beautiful classy girl who shops at Cartier and has a perfect bumhole.

‘Who’s that fine piece of ass over there?’

‘That’s Emily, she is a serious Cartier Bumhole!’

by PeggyBess95 January 1, 2025

Double bumhole

A double bumhole is a rare disease often caused by being small and ginger…. Two bum caves is a gift from heaven . He’s had since the age of 11.

Antony what’s happened “ I fell asleep at Dee’s and woke up with an extra opening it’s an anal surprise”. “Antony it’s a double bumhole deal with it “.

by Lewg83 August 23, 2025

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018