boyfriendectomy

The process of successfully moving in on a hot girl who currently has a boyfriend. This process can take anywhere from one night to several months of diligent work (i.e. being a "sympathetic ear" regarding her problems with said boyfriend).

Eileen complained a lot about the guy she had been dating for a year, so I decided it was time to perform a boyfriendectomy.

by CraigC July 24, 2008

ex-boyfriend

the one jerk you will always kinda love. that hurt you. that you gave a second chance to and he still hurt you! that will smile at you and wave then talk about you behind your back. the person you hope gets hit by a bus and wrecks his pretty little camero :)

One day day the ex-boyfriend is driving in his camero and "BOOM" he gets hit and it goes flying into a tree!

by laurenbell December 31, 2010

my boyfriend

two words that a girl says when she isn't interested in you

Boy: Hey how was your weekend?
Girl: It was great, I went out with my boyfriend.
Boy: Oh okay. (looks awkward)

by UrbanPrick November 17, 2011

boyfriend twins

Male couples who resemble each other so much they could be brothers. Often interpreted as a form of extreme narcissism.

Brad only dates guys who could be his clone. It's like he's trying to date himself. Boyfriend twins much?

by Anthony808 March 8, 2015

Beaver boyfriend

A man who tends to your beaver. He is only a boyfriend to your vagina, and never you. He’s interested in causal sex only

“I see Trevor once in a while for a booty call when we are both free. I consider him a beaver boyfriend.”

by Bigger Red March 24, 2021

Jack in the Box Boyfriend

One of the cruelest turn of events that could happen to any man. Where a female that one has been talking to for several months out of nowhere mentions her "boyfriend" that for some reason had never existed until that moment

Doug: Hey did you hook up with Courtney last night?
Cecil: Nawh! She brought up her Jack in the Box Boyfriend while we were watching a movie...I was shitty!
Doug: I had a bad feeling that was going to happen...damn!

by Trent McFarlane January 12, 2013

baefriend

a classification or level of friendship in which the parties of good friends do typically couple-y things, consider each other their "bae", or at a level akin to a significant other; this term is neutral (seeing as gender is a social construct)

1. "Are those two dating?" "No, he's just her baefriend."
2. "What are your plans for Friday night?" "Dinner and a movie with the baefriend!"

by sassywordsmith December 20, 2014