Briefcase Buddies

A term used by Sam-I-Am showing his excitement that he and his new "bestfriend" have matching briefcases. "Briefcase Buddies" is a term coming from the show "Green Eggs and Ham" marking the "friendship" of Sam-I-Am and Guy-Am-I.

Sam-I-Am: Oh wow! Look at this! We're BRIEFCASE BUDDIES!!! It's like finding a matching so flake...
Guy-Am-I: It's an Unremarkable attaché, sold in most major stores.
Sam-I-Am: AND WE BOTH BOUGHT IT!!!

by terribly_innaccurate May 19, 2021

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Jack Off Buddy

A friend you watch porn with and jerk off in the same room while watching porn. Can be between two perfectly straight males. An activity more commonly shared in a males teen years with a friend(s).

Billy- " Hey man, check this porn star out, shes so fucking hot, u want to watch some porn?"

James-"fuck yeah dude, let me grab us some lotion and some towels"

Billy - It's so awesome having a Jack Off Buddy dude"

by Moneyman2345 October 7, 2017

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jerk buddy

Jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of ejaculation.

Justin Bieber: "Hey Austin, want to be my jerk buddy?"
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."

by Robertsaxzzzz December 12, 2015

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Dab Buddy

🔥 That one BUDDY who you always DAB with and is always DOWN for a DAB

🔥 Dab Buddy is always down for a DAB

by ClassicRonnie November 24, 2019

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Buddhasian

An Asian that practices Buddhisim.

Guy: He's so Buddhasian!
Other Guy: Yea, totally man! He's Asian AND Buddhist. What a totally fucking awesome combination!
Guy: i wish i was buddhasian...

by Joldrey S. March 13, 2009

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