bropelling

The opposite of a cock block, performed by a wing man in a social situation. A friend aids you in the process of meeting and or getting to know further, a woman of interest.

I was bropelling you so hard last night! please tell me you fucked her!?

by mac spice May 23, 2011

Brohlding

The act of two males, usually friends, holding each other ever so gently. No homo.

Jake and Tommy were so scared in the haunted house, they were brohlding each other.

by Zekester October 26, 2011

breeding sandwich

A mffm fourway with the goal of getting both girls pregnant. Both guys should be on the outside forming the bread while the two girls should be on the inside facing each other so they can make out, rub each other clits and otherwise stimulate each other as they are reprogrammed.
While not required, homoerotic acts such as the guys sucking each other to the erections that they will use to knock up the girls, are encouraged so that the conceptions can be thought of as a team effort.

Samantha: Well girl, you look magical with that baby bump.
Chloe: Just as magical as being in that breeding sandwich with you that got you knocked up as well.
Samantha: Yeah it is weirdly intimate to think that each of us had a life changing event performed merely inches away from each other.
Chloe: Hey you know you are besties when you make it a point to be rubbing clits as you are getting knocked up

Meanwhile in the other room
James: You know it was really sexy the way you used your mouth to activate my reprogrammer so I could knock up Chloe
Thomas: With how sexy she and Samantha look now I am glad we gave each other the erections that in turn knocked them up.

James: Truly a breeding sandwich is up there with fishing in amazing guy bonding experiences and to think our children will have a special bond before they are even born.

by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023

Spring Breeding

The event that occurred over the course of spring 2021 where millennials in a massive wave achieved their best orgasm since the beginning of March 2020 thanks to Covid 19. This occurrence is due to the massive amount of young individuals posting their vaccination cards on dating apps and websites.

My roommate abandoned me tonight for quarentined March madness. He must be partaking in spring breeding due to his j&j shot.

by Plasticnose April 8, 2021

Virtual breeding

The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.

Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"

by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023

Bush Breeding

The act of having sex at a public place, such as at a park, or in a bush.

Bro watch out those homeless people are totally Bush Breeding right now.

by Mrbirdboy July 25, 2023

swapped breeding sandwich

A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.

Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.

Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.

by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023