Brokedick

A person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally. A person who lacks general common sense and self awareness.

Also used as a common greeting between friends.

Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all the girls' tits all night?

Jack: I don't know. He came across as a complete brokedick though. He had no game whatsoever.

Example 2
Email to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately?I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive??

by Steelman7 July 10, 2010

Brokedick

NOT what you yell when someone horsecock's you.

Dagwood is a brokedick.

by chickenhat February 11, 2010

brokeded

How 2-7 year olds say that something broke, usually makes the room break out it mass hystaria.

Small Child-"I brokeded de fence!"
Room-"lol!"

by The Swedish October 1, 2005

broned

when you and a bro are just bro-in out and he takes it a step too far, but all in fun.

Dude T-rav just broned me and I'm sore, but its ok he did it when we were bro-in around.

by IAMTHEBEEKMAN February 22, 2010

broed

The action of a bro bestowing a bro-action upon his fellow bro.

You totally broed last time; thanks for bailing me out of jail.

by MillerLight July 9, 2011

Oopsy Booped

The unspoken encounter between male or female with the opposite sex in which penetration occurs, however, no further engaging actions thereafter. More of a disappointment for the male. Almost a fail for the female.

"Sooo, you have been with how many dudes again?"
"hardly any... i just oopsy booped a few, let's call them baby mistakes and move life on"

by sunshinen August 17, 2011

broed

intoxicated, confused, mentally insane. (within this there are many subcategories, such as bro-tired, mega-broed, super-mega-crazy broed, stupid-broed, insane-broed and just plain-old broed-broed.

Man, am I broed.

by Overturned Big Rig November 26, 2003