Bronze Wings

When you go down on a girl after her period and some of the blood has dried on her pussy. When you get up your lips and mouth have a maroon/bronze color.

Cody got his bronze wings last night, he didn't realize it till he looked in the mirror in the morning.

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018

bronze god

A person that is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.

I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.

by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019

Shred to Bronze ratio

If X=shred and Y=bronze, then the apogee of maximum shred with maximum bronze produces the optimal shred to bronze ratio a stoker can achieve. High shred, low bronze includes indoor weightlifting. Low shred, high bronze might be stationary tanning. 5:5 apogee Max shred Max bronze is exemplified in big wave surfing (no wetsuit), prison yard weightlifting, and free solo rock climbing.

By leaving his rashguard in the van and switching to a lower SPF, Bodhi was able to maximize his Shred to Bronze ratio during the 1 mile paddle out to the upper trestles outside lineup.

by barometersoup June 30, 2019

~The Life Of Miller Bronze~

A very dark story that will traumatize anyone if they read it.

I wish I never wrote ~The Life Of Miller Bronze~.
The Life Of Miller Bronze is terrifing.
~The Life Of Miller Bronze~ is such a bad story.

by Low self esteem lord February 3, 2023

Bronze Age Pervert

Right wing twitter personality also known simply as 'BAP', does podcasts and wrote a strange cult book named 'Bronze Age Mindset'.

Notorious anonymous German nihilist and pagan shilling Nietzschian, Schopenhauerian and pre-Socratic thought and philosophy via written and spoken word. Fills his posts with Zyzzian internet slang, speaks with a fake Russian accent and decorates his postings with pictures of modern day kouroi. Probably a schizophrenic humanities grad school drop-out who spends too much time in the gym.

'Bronze Age Pervert wants you to SUBMIT!'

by cuckhuntexpert April 15, 2020

Bronze Cannon

when you stick small objects, e.g. cherries or bananas, into your ass and then launch them at something.

"I dated this one chick and she did the most disgusting thing: she gave me a bronze cannon."

by Andrew MacLeod November 8, 2005

bronzer burner

A bronzer burner is a slutty girl who wears an excessive amount of bronzer on her face. They're normally girls who are tan already, and make it look that much more stupid to wear any of it.

Dude: Hey bronzer burner! You know, you remind me of Abraham Licoln, the penny version anyway.

by Bronzeburnin707 February 4, 2012