A man who is constantly seeking out Bromantic relationships. A Hopeless Bromantic will usually have many Bromances going on at the same time.
Upon seeing a man engaging in Bromantic activities with yet another man.
"You are SUCH a Hopeless Bromantic."
"You are SUCH a Hopeless Bromantic."
by Morgizzle June 6, 2009
Get the Hopeless Bromantic mug.a form of momentum created solely by a solid number of your tighest bros. this cannot be maintained unless an equally solid level of quality tail is achieved while the night is still young.
ugly chicks or a general lack of cooter are often detremental toward bromentum.
ugly chicks or a general lack of cooter are often detremental toward bromentum.
"We had such good bromentum going into the night...too bad Todd had to kill it by inviting that group of swamp donkeys"
by The Bodmaster March 4, 2009
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An addition to or altercation of the word "bro" and in a way related to armenhammer ultra, no real need or direct use for the word, but it is cool and fun to do with your friends
by mr.pootkins May 20, 2009
Get the bromenhammer ultra mug.A code of silence between bros. From the words Bro and Omerta. Or if you will, a mix of The Bro Code and Omerta.
A lot of unexpected yet exciting things happened when John, Ted, and Dave went to a "gentleman's club" east of the city. But nothing about the event shall be spilled out to anyone, not even to their girlfriends or wives--especially to their girlfriends or wives--because the three of them are bound by Bromerta.
by Malinaw October 2, 2010
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They provide bromments.
by pokefan6066 April 14, 2010
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Get the bromantical mug.1. Having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;
2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.
2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.
Mark: I just went to Planet Fitness and I enjoyed it.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.
Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.
Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.
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