Breff

Commonly found in people who didn't quite get the memo about a toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash and floss being cheap, essential tools to ensure a clean, fresh mouth.

Morgan: "Eau my God, did you smell that when he was talking to us?"

Jasmine: "Yeah, it was nasty! What the hell was that?"

Morgan: "What happens when someone hasn't heard of a toothbrush and toothpaste. He has breff."

Jasmine: "Loooooooool."

by MTBamba May 25, 2020

Bliffitt

Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.

The winner was a bliffitt, he sniffed all the bicycle seats before winning the Tour d' France.

by MooPig September 7, 2007

Bliffed

Totally messed up, not working at all. Also could be called "Cluster-Bliffed" when the situation becomes worse than totally Bliffed.

He tried to build the treehouse himself, but he totally bliffed the whole project.

by Timmay13169 May 1, 2009

Braffery

(noun), overly-quirky indie film cliches often featuring white people, outlandish character traits, and the band Coldplay.

"I would have enjoyed that film a lot more if not for all the braffery."

by PFunkJunk March 1, 2010

braffy

Typically a lad that ranges in the ages of 20-22, and really don't give a flying fuck about anything. Being a braffy means putting drinking, juuling, video games, and jerking off over anything "important".

"Sup braffy"

"Are you going to class today"

"Nah fuck that. it's a braffy day"

Dean of University: "Hello James."
Me: "shut the fuck up braffy"

by Bc Braffy 63 November 5, 2018

Biff Jangler

A biff jangler is the term used to describe an overhanging gut that covers their own genitals (biff).

Fuck me Steve, you see the size of that birds biff jangler? Looks like Pop and Fresh had a fight with a microwave! Vile

by TinaAndCrumps February 8, 2019

Breffected

To be effected by something that has happened because of Brexit

My bank lost its EU license and will close in April, its the first time I have been Breffected since the UK left the EU

by hungryexpat February 11, 2020