by totesdevo May 29, 2009
Get the bridget mug.A woman more entrancing than the greatest laser show at a European Night Club and a woman who could make the darkest day brighter than the sun. Women who try to imitate this woman pitifully fail - mostly because its like trying to imitate the most beautiful celestial body in the universe with the personality of Princess Charming.
by DeClan Jackson May 17, 2006
Get the Bridget mug.A small pathetically deteriorating city in South Jersey and is considered the skid mark of Cumberland County. Normal people reluctantly drive through it to travel to more important cities the Garden State has to offer. It is composed of rednecks, wannabe gangsters, drug addicts, teen pregnancy, and your occasional college scholar who eventually moves out and never returns. While driving through the city please be careful for the natives tend to run in front of your car in the middle of the day either chasing after a ball or a female. Rotten collapsing structures, also known as historical sites are unpleasant to see and do not be surprised to see 10 or more underaged pregnant women with strollers carrying more children walking down one street. It is one of those cities where the only difference between a cop and a criminal is that a criminal makes more money... Illegal immigration and gang activity are considered hobbies and car insurance is encouraged for the possibility of a hit and run accident buy an intoxicated illegal motorist.....
guy 1 "Hey man i went to Bridgeton the other day"
guy 2 "Really? How was it?"
guy 1 "A drunk hit my parked car with his pickup truck and drove off, the police tried the trace his Pennsylvania license plates but they were fake."
guy 2 "Awwe dude that stinks, are the police investigating it?"
guy 1 "No they just wrote me a ticket and drove away"
guy 2 "Really? How was it?"
guy 1 "A drunk hit my parked car with his pickup truck and drove off, the police tried the trace his Pennsylvania license plates but they were fake."
guy 2 "Awwe dude that stinks, are the police investigating it?"
guy 1 "No they just wrote me a ticket and drove away"
by namnaes April 5, 2011
Get the Bridgeton mug.Pulling a Bridget the midget is when you stab your boyfriend in the calf with a butter knife. She was arrested for doing so when he cheated on her.
I don't think a bandaid is going to help him. I caught in bed with the neighbor and gave him a real Bridget the Midget.
by Toxoplasmosisrules October 24, 2019
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Get the Bridgetize mug.One of the nicest people you will ever meet! Loved by all, unless envied because of their perfection. A Bridget is overwhelmed by friends, for they are too cool. But usually a Bridget's best friend is a Nicole, becuase of obvious reasons. A Bridget is fun, crazy, smart, pretty, and loves animals! A Bridget is the the ultimate cool!
That girl just helped an old lady, what a Bridget!
Damn, look at that grade, you're so a Bridget!
I wish I could be cool like a Bridget!
Damn, look at that grade, you're so a Bridget!
I wish I could be cool like a Bridget!
by coolio girl December 14, 2008
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by hahaha123iloveyou July 23, 2009
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