Branfordian

a group of very fine teenage boys who live in branford.

“oh no the branfordian are coming”

by jadacat123 April 14, 2023

Brainfriedum

The state at which you’re brain is fried

Dat boy got brainfriedum

by Ms.Susie May 15, 2024

Brainfrot

A special kind of brainrot, only mastered by superior whites. Indy and Ando are brainfrot enemies, however Ando is slowly turning to the light side.

"Ando used a brainfrot word!!" Edmont
"No way, he is converting." Danindy

by IndyShlant November 21, 2024

brainfrog

Variation of "brainfog." Mostly experienced by hot tub and sauna users who stayed in too long.

Freddie emerged from the hot sauna with an obvious case of brainfrog.

by Tie.Dye.Pirate.Guy December 8, 2024

matt branford

Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes

Look at that weirdo! He must be a Matt Branford.

by josh eggil April 25, 2011

narrow brainband

a person or persons who cannot see or accept other people's thoughts, ideas or way of life.

Dude that preacher in North Carolina operates on a narrow brainband.

by brobnc November 5, 2012

The Branard Theory

The probability of beating someone in a fight is equal to 0.5, ±(The difference in height between you and your opponent)*0.1, regardless of physical ability.
In layman's terms, if you are taller than someone, you can beat them in a fight. A fact known by all tall men, and a fact discredited by all short men.

Well my 5'11" friend, since I am 6'3", I could definitely kick your ass... That's The Branard Theory for ya!

by omg_penguin September 3, 2013