bowen

a dude who has a fat ass nose, but chill. wears hats like all the time, same with jackets and hoodies when its like 20 degrees. smokes weed and is pretty fit, dosn't talk to much people but his friends, but chill when you meet him, always has the music blasting in his ears, even if he aint got the airnuts in. pretty athletic and likes to parkour, has some girthy meat and a good boyfriend, you'll be lucky to meet him

yo bowen what up bro
he cant hear you he got the airnuts in

by nate hogan March 9, 2022

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Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen)

A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.

Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.

by madison craumer May 24, 2018

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bowen

bowen is a fat and chubby kid. he loves eating. he will start crying if all the chocolate cake is gone.

in the lunch room..
one kid: look at that kid go!
another kid: he is such a bowen

by hay.names.meanings November 10, 2019

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Will Bowen

Has the longest cock you’ve ever seen! Is so smart with great taste in music. Pulls more bitches than he can keep up with. Is also a raging alcoholic.

Damn, is that Will Bowen, from the Mahlerz? Man I wish I could be him.

by WHAT R DOSE December 1, 2021

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Nuke Bowen

Probably one of the coolest people to ever exist. His arrival to earth killed the dinosaurs, his fart caused the Chernobyl melt down, and his sneezes caused the devastating destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during WWII, which the USA later claimed responsibility for.

Person one: “have you ever heard of Nuke Bowen?”

Person two: “You mean The Nuke? Hell yeah I’ve heard of him!”

by Ree Ree Magee December 30, 2021

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