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A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
by madison craumer May 24, 2018
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bowen

a dude who has a fat ass nose, but chill. wears hats like all the time, same with jackets and hoodies when its like 20 degrees. smokes weed and is pretty fit, dosn't talk to much people but his friends, but chill when you meet him, always has the music blasting in his ears, even if he aint got the airnuts in. pretty athletic and likes to parkour, has some girthy meat and a good boyfriend, you'll be lucky to meet him
yo bowen what up bro
he cant hear you he got the airnuts in
by nate hogan March 9, 2022
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Nuke Bowen

Probably one of the coolest people to ever exist. His arrival to earth killed the dinosaurs, his fart caused the Chernobyl melt down, and his sneezes caused the devastating destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during WWII, which the USA later claimed responsibility for.
Person one: “have you ever heard of Nuke Bowen?”

Person two: “You mean The Nuke? Hell yeah I’ve heard of him!”
by Ree Ree Magee December 30, 2021
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Bowen

"Chalk it" - Bowen
by Monster_Fanta_SODA!!! September 29, 2025
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Bowen

lots of money, lots of cum
Hey did you see Bowen? He's got lots of money and lots of cum
by hahastinky123 November 21, 2021
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CJ Bowen

CJ Bowen is the fat ginger everyone loves, but god can he be a pain...
I love CJ Bowen, but got can he be annoying
by BIG_DOG69 September 23, 2020
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Bowened

The situation of your crush bringing her best friend to your date.
"I was finally getting a shot with that girl but I got bowened at Costa"
by areyouskunked April 11, 2023
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