Blanket taco

The technique of rolling up in a blanket so tight you feel like you’re in a taco. But you aren’t any of the bad stuff like vegetables or something you’re the beef and chicken baby.

Sorry I can’t go out to night, I’m just so comfy in my blanket taco.

by Patricia Potato March 2, 2019

Special Blanket

A poor innocent blanket which is defiled with a copious amount of jizz after a long night of recreational drug use and sex.

Rob just ruined my Special Blanket. There is jizz EVERYWHERE.

by AXO slut compound December 16, 2010

Shit in a blanket

When you lay toilet paper down in a public toilet so when you shit you don't have dirty water splash on your balls.

Friend 1" OHH man I cant believe you took a dump in that dirty bathroom!"
Friend 2" It's ok, I took a Shit in a blanket"

by Thugnificentsupercock November 18, 2009

Management jizz blanket

a term used to describe the type of woman who sleeps with one or multiple members of the management team at her place of work. This is sometimes seen as behaviour common of those wanting a payrise or promotion, but this is not always seen to occur. It is often preceded by consumption of large amounts of alcohol and/or face stroking.

oh like some kind of management jizz blanket?

by Wisevalve November 6, 2010

blanket syndrome

When you're too cold without a blanket but get too hot when under a blanket.

Person 1: "I'm suffering from blanket syndrome.. I'm doomed to spend this night as either too hot or too cold ;( "

Person 2: "Put on a jacket you little bitch!"

by JeremyMMkay June 13, 2010

two puppies fighting under a blanket

When a large-chested girl is running up the street, her bouncing tits look like two puppies fighting under a blanket.

Look at that bird running for the train...like two puppies fighting under a blanket

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

blanket party

A violent group attack on an unpopular GI. Usually done in the middle of the night, in a barracks situation, the victim’s head and body is covered with a blanket (preventing him/her from fighting back or identifying assaillants). Occassionally these attacks are used to bring a barracks bully into line but unfortunately hundreds of attacks per year are aimed at suspected gays. This type of hazing is tolerated by noncommissioned officiers who see it as a means of "self policing" among privates and trainees.

Smith over there has been a real fuck-up and kept us from getting a pass into town last night. Let's throw him a blanket party tonight.

by Bill Peters October 6, 2006