French Blumpkin

The act of getting a rimjob whilst urinating.

Dude, Katie totally gave me a French Blumpkin the other day! My asshole never felt so good. Except I completely missed the toilet.

by Breen Brawn November 4, 2011

blumpkin princess

someone who gives blumpkins while wearing a dress or tutu then sings disney songs. these people are usually cum dumpsters and have herpes.

"Wow that cameron koger kid is such a blumpkin princess"

by fucking cumguzzlers May 15, 2009

Blumpkin El Nino

When you recieve an ordinary blumpkin and the heavy turd from the double cheeseburger you ate earlier drops and splashes water on the bitch's face.

Last night, while my bitch was givin me a hellified blumpkin, i dropped a turd and it went El Nino on dat ass!

by Lo Dogg April 28, 2005

cuntry blumpkin

The act of giving someone head while the recipient is defecating in an outhouse.

I hear Miley Cyrus gives a great cuntry blumpkin!

by shank6 December 7, 2009

double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower

Sexual act requiring 4 people. Person 1 sits backwards on the toilet while defecating and gives a blowjob to person 2, who is defecating in the tank of the toilet. Person 1 also gives hand jobs to persons 3 and 4, who are standing on either side of the toilet. Person 2, 3, and 4 high five above person 1's head.

The combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower

Tom: Dude, I saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the "double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower" at that party on Saturday night.
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!

by noey November 29, 2013

upper decker double deluxe blumpkin

It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.

Dude, last night Stacey and Dave and I did the upper decker double deluxe Blumpkin, it was gnarly!

by Reedski March 27, 2015

Bumping Cat-heads

A action portrayed by master electricitans by bumping the crotch areas together. Only the best of the best electrical professionals perform this act. The friction of bumping/contacting both crotches together conducts its own electrical fusion. This can only be performed when both participating are wearing a working mans blue jean.

Foreman: Hey Utters, you got that wired up yet?
Worker: No not yet, me and the journey man are up here bumping cat-heads getting prepared.

by TheLegendOfUtters June 9, 2018