Blueberry

In the video game series Battlefield someone who is not in your squad, but is on your team and has a blue dot over their head and is completely useless, often a n00b. You can not communicate with a blueberry, other than in game commands which are often ignored.

Actions of a blueberry, including but not limited to:
-Facing or running in the wrong direction of an objective.
-Sitting on an objective instead of arming or defusing it.
-Spawning in a vehicle and not moving.
-Spawning as a pilot of an aerial vehicle and immediately crashing into the ground, flying out of bounds, or bailing out midflight, often resulting in death for all aboard.
-Driving a vehicle taking damage and bailing out, allowing the enemy team to capture the vehicle.
-Playing as a support or medic and not resupplying or healing teammates.
-While in a tank... shooting at a target across the map instead of the tank shooting at him or the guy standing next to him with C4.
-Locking a door or hatch behind them so you can't get on a roof.
-Steal your vehicle that you are in the gunner seat of
-Take off after you repair their vehicle instead of letting you back inside
-Doesn't know where to return flag in CTF
-Etc.

Goddamn blueberry just wrecked the helicopter upon spawn, wtf?

Come on blueberry, capture the flag!

by TPP1776 January 17, 2017

blueberry buttcheeks

Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.

Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021

cherries and blueberries

when a cops lights are flashing

Ah! He's flashin his cherries and blueberries at us!

by VVeedson March 24, 2010

blubbering vagina

Conservative talk show host Bill O'Reilly.

Bill O'Reilly is a blubbering vagina.

by Urban Dictionary February 6, 2005

blueberry yum yum

chronic ass weed- the kind that makes you choke and reach an inner peace; derived from Ludacris with help from the language Jag.

"Let's get some bluberry yum yum and get high my nigga."

by Jake January 10, 2005

Blueberry Yum Yum

The weed that will knock any veteran smoker on their ass, and make the rest immobile. Smells dank, looks dank, and tastes like blueberry. Gives a very unique brain high coupled with a great body high.

- "I had been smoking on medical trainwreck and hindu kush for a month, and then when I went back to the 253 my buddy hooked me up with some blueberry yum yum and one joint knocked me on my ass for hours."

- "Me and my friend shared a blunt of blueberry yum yum and we couldn't finish it, and my friend couldn't move."

by TheChronicKingWes115 December 4, 2009