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Awesome Blossom

The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.

Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom
Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?

Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.
by Kevin & Dave July 16, 2008
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Cunt Blossom

A full blown cunt, at it's max. More than a bitch. Cunt Blossoms never die, or go out of season. Kill them all.
by jealousyxkills December 11, 2009
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whore blossom

1. An unsightly zit or open sore in the genital area or breasts of a woman.

2. The nasty razor rash that appears several days after shaving the vaginal area.
I was at the stripper bar, and this chick on stage was really hot, but then she took off her shorts and she had this nasty Whore Blossom
by Cyberia September 7, 2006
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boosom

two (normally large) lumps found at the upper front of a woman
(aka titties)
alternative spelling: bossom, bosom
shake ur boosom
by big bosom April 23, 2004
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Blossom

When a young girl becomes a women develops breast's grow's hair longer firms up her butt and start's her period.
Craig : Wow that Kiersten is so damn hot just how do you get to fuck that?
Chad : Well ive known her for quite some time see I used to fuck her mom so I got to watch Kiersten Blossom into the hot young babe she is today.
Craig : So you was just fucking her mom until Kiersten got old enough to fuck?
Chad: You bet but damn her mom was amazing in bed as well!
Craig : So is her mom still single?
Chad : No cause I still fuck her when Kiersten is on her period!
Craig : Nice!
by SlopNChop February 12, 2017
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Chin Blossom

A large spot of semen on ones chin
When in the act of oral sex, a woman may get a Chin Blossom if some or all of the ejaculate lands on her chin
by bluebarry64 March 25, 2009
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Awesome Blossom Possum

To start off he is not an opossum but a possum (they have bushy tail). By far the lamest super hero ever to spring up from the complicated twisted memory of a child. He is a possum with a pink cape and a flower fashioned on top of it's head. It's only power is "flower power" basically it's signature. In this it spews sunlight amongst other things from atop the flower on it's head. Yes pretty strange... Oh well that's what you get when you mix soda with roars and everything nice...
Bob:It's a bird, it's a plane it's wha!?
John:What the hell is that thing!
Bob:Get the fly swatter!
John:Will do!
Bob:Pink cape?
Awesome Blossom Possum:I'm straight...
by MooFly April 4, 2009
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