Naperville Blizzard

Similar to the Chicago Snowstorm, in this instance you must first reserve ejaculation for several days. Once your "bank is built", during sex prior to climax you turn a ceiling fan on and full speed. At the moment of ejaculation, you turn you dick up towards the ceiling fan and fire, the effect should be one of a massive load of Jism exploding all over the room coating everything in sight. The build up should allow you to reach the fan from a kneeling position.

Nothing like a Naperville Blizzard in the middle of July

by slyoctober1 May 8, 2009

DQ Blizzard

an ice cream treat from Dairy Queen
their treats are awesome
"DQ Blizzard" is an oxymornic play on word
because Blizzards are so awesome
and DQ means delinquent
DQ Blizzard are generally used as an unfavorable adjective to describe a noun
also used to describe a terrible Blizzard recipe.

Describing a recipe
"yo homie it's hot out let's get some blizzards" - Pedro
"ya man i heard of this new recipe anchovies and chocolate" - Durnsy
"yo that's a DQ Blizzard' - Pedro

Descrbing a situation
"I was working this terrible Queue at work today" - Liam
"you're DQ you have to be more strategic" - Jen
"I'm DQ blizzard" - Liam

by Credit Analyst I August 28, 2011

Arabian Blizzard

(v) The act of inserting an ice cube into your partners anus and then putting the ice cube in your mouth, chewing it up, and spitting it in your partners face.

Ty: I performed an Arabian Blizzard on Linda last night. She loved it!

by iLoveYourMomsHugeBoobs June 2, 2010

blizzard bear

A cute bear that is used for snuggling.

"Snuggle Bunny loves her Blizzard Bear so much!"

by SB! September 7, 2008

Jizzard Blizzard

Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.

Person number 1

"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2

"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."

by Dragonsomen April 17, 2014

Blizzard Shitting

The act of having multiple men cum in the girl's asshole and then having the girl take a shit next to a high powered fan so that all the cum bursts out and gets carried away by the fan...resembling a blizzard

Dude the party last night was insane, i heard some girl was blizzard shitting all over the walls

by mdubscasa11 November 1, 2010

blizzard

makes games with really bad graphics but awesome gameplay. in other words, they make games people still play years after being released.

warcraft, starcraft, and diablo are blizzard's three major series.

by bobertdude January 26, 2009