Aids blaster

Slang term for a black man's penis.

Simultaneously manages to associate black males with both guns and aids. Truly brilliant.

His friends laughed when the young negro pulled his aids blaster out of the blonde's ass and shot her in the face.

by ishigotori December 5, 2012

Finger Blaster Master

A person who is known for being really good at finger blasting. Also this title can be given if a person finger blasts excessively.

Larry: "So last week, I finger blasted Leah, Latiffa and some other girl at the theater. I got Leah so bad, she nearly punched me in the face when she climaxed.

Raul: "Wow dude you really are the FINGER BLASTER MASTER"
Larry: "I know dude!!!"

by Ronaldanogo November 12, 2010

Dragon Blaster

In the middle of having one's salad tossed. One will quickly grab the head of the tosser and hold it tightly in place. Then will proceed to shoot diarrhea into their mouth with such pressure that it comes out of their nose.

She'll kill me if she ever sees me again because I gave her a dragon blaster. To make it worse, I ate spicy Thai food first.

by solardave July 27, 2010

ghetto blaster

An alcoholic drink referenced in Brad Neely's "Professor Brothers" series, presumably composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite.

"It was one of those typical sexy-ass Sunday nights and I was drinking ghetto blasters, alone..."

by Eric Barbaric November 10, 2007

artic bung blaster

When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.

"hmm" George said to Steve...."minty freash"

by Monty April 1, 2005

fart blaster

A large muffler that creates a farting noise when added to the exhaust system of a four cylinder car. Generally having a large, chrome tip of about 4" in diameter or larger. These mufflers remove backpressure from the exhaust while also reducing low end torque in most engines, this occasionally makes cars slower than stock off the line and not much faster anywhere else.

"Why does every moron with a civic and $300 feel the need to install a fart blaster?"

by alex November 13, 2004

Cum Blaster

One who blasts a lot of cum, ie, comes a lot

That bitch is a cum blaster, i was soaked after i ate her out

by Rusty Nail August 31, 2005