Bluff Check

To call one out on a lie, generally when someone says something so incredibly unbelievable that you're sure they must be lying. Based largely on the old centure honor system, the accused will usually admit to a lie after being called out on a bluff check.

Keith: No, no, no, it gets better... then I pull her wedding dress straight out the closet and take a fat piss on it!

Jon: Woah woah woah, bluff check man.

Keith: No lie doggy, swear to god!

Noah: Its true man, I was there.

by Jon Bray November 9, 2008

Bliffy

A really badly made spliff filled with 90% tobacco and 10% weed, usually crafted by golden virginia lovers.

Matt: Hey ill roll a spliff now
John: No let me roll it, you make bliffys

by 420kingsmokedogg December 11, 2015

bluffton blunt

a Bluffton blunt, hailing from the town of Bluffton, South Carolina, is nationally reknown for being the worst of all blunts, in both quality of the marijuana in them, and of the craftsmanship with which it was rolled.

When my six-year-old blind cousin with one hand found a bag of scwhag, he somehow accidentally rolled it into a Bluffton blunt...and he's six years old and blind, with one hand. Think about how crappy that would have to be.

by Bluffton November 19, 2004

Condom bluff

The act of telling a woman you put a condom on while having sex in a dark room, then revealing to her afterwards the unused condom.

"Im gonna put this condom on, k" proclaimed Bob.
"Ok" said Jane.
"Guess what Jane." said Bob
"WHAT THE FUCK" said Jane.
"Gotcha with the Condom bluff" said Bob.

by Lesbianidas August 5, 2008

beffery

The plural for beef.

beffery, befferism (a belief in beef), befferology (the study of beef), befferophobia (the fear of beef)

by Cant get rite November 11, 2006

stank breff

bad breath, whether it be morning breath or just plain sewer mouth.

Ma you need to brush yo teef, you gots da stank breff.
What up stank breff?!?

by gagarn April 23, 2008

Beffing

Another word meaning 'to cry' generally used to describe angry tears deriving from the word beef meaning to be angry with someone.

"He came out of the teachers office and just started beffing!"

by Louise888 February 2, 2009