Bleach 

My favorite drink.

Hey man did you drink my bleach?
No. *Vomits.

Bleach by poolmanwade July 30, 2016

Bleach 

Basically Holy Water To Atheists

Religious Guy: "My dear! You forgot to bless yourself with our sacred aqua before entering these grounds"
Atheist Guy : "Chill fam, it's lit. I bathed in some Clorox Bleach last night"

Bleach by ChickenNuggetFetish August 4, 2016

Bleach 

What you should put in this mug

Bleach

Bleach by Mug man September 8, 2016

bleach 

Common cleaning detergent. Toxic to ingest and breath. Irritating to the skin.

Mom: Hey honey, can you pass me the bleach? I'm cleaning the restroom again.

You: Sure thing mom. *Hands bleach*

bleach by xD4k September 14, 2016

Bleach 

1. A human's favorite drink.
2. To describe something (ugly, horrible, ect.)

Ex.1: Boy 1. Man I love bleach!
Boy 2. What flavor?
Boy 1. Lemon scented, the best kind!

Ex.2: Jesus that guy looks like bleach

Bleach by AxillarySAO October 24, 2016

bleach 

a substance people use to end depression

i use bleach

bleach by sharks28 October 26, 2016

bleach 

A drink best served cold

i wanna drink bleach

bleach by imcluelessrn February 13, 2017