blackorean

Someone who is mixed with black and Korean.

Amerie and Tomkia Skanes are both blackorean.

by Giselle February 14, 2005

suicide blackberry

A note written by a person about to attempt to commit suicide and sent to a select few people via their blackberries. First mentioned on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Oh, no, I just got a suicide blackberry from Tim.

by BrianMcGee4 November 16, 2007

BlackBerry zombie

1. One who walks around urban areas and frequently bumps into others while staring at their handheld device. 2. The ambulatory version of BlackBerryitis.

Daaaaaamn, that BlackBerry zombie almost got hit by a bus!!!

by sodajunkie February 24, 2007

Blackrolled

Similar to the Rickrolled internet trick, where an unsuspecting websurfer is forced to watch a Rick Astley music video while on an internet forum, message board, etc. However, being Blackrolled involves the substitution of Rebecca Black's video "Friday" instead. Blackrolling is a much more trendy and powerful way to punk someone out and should be used sparingly.

I was browsing through some weird fetish porn when some asshole Blackrolled me. My boner was gone instantly.

by GK One April 7, 2011

Blackberry Wanker

Someone that feels the need to be on their Blackberry every second of the day therefore making them oblivious to real life situations.

Guy 1: 'That dude never puts his Blackberry down!!'
Guy 2: 'I know, what a Blackberry Wanker'

by ohwiseone2011 April 19, 2011

American Couch Backer

American Couch Backer: Is a person, usually from America, who doesn't play any sports. He/She claims that sitting on a couch is a sport because they are to lazy to play an actual sport.

Tyler: Bobby you should play basketball next year.
Bobby: I'm an American Couch Backer, I don't need this.
Tyler: Bobby you're such a lazy person.
Bobby: I don't need you I've got my couch.

by T-Brad June 14, 2014

blackened shrimp

Added permanently to the menu of all locations in and around the Gulf of Mexico through the remainder of the decade. Maybe longer.

Waitress (motioning toward the live catch display tank): "In there? Why, that's our own blackened shrimp - caught local and delivered 'fresh for these waters' just this morning. Now, how would you like that prepared? Original UK recipe or Cajun Style?"

by Voma Tyce June 19, 2010