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Bitcoin

A word used by broke people so sound rich in front of their investor friends
Nah but I own bitcoin
by 0xBunzy November 29, 2022
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Bitcoin

A digital asset that has gained currency in decentralized Ponzi schemes, which makes it virtually impossible to catch the bad actors (criminals, hackers, money launderers, drug & human traffickers, …); it also serves as safe virtual money to protect the wealth of those who live in developing countries beset with hyperinflation.
Once dubbed an “index of money laundering,” bitcoin is often confused with blockchain, which is a system of recording information that is almost impossible to change or forge.
by Numerati June 28, 2024
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bitcoin

Bitcoin is to bitch; what heck is to hell. Used to avoid swearing.
by jammiereviews April 23, 2023
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bitcoin party

When you host or attend a party where people will dare you to do insane things to earn bitcoin in exchange for heinous acts
Ew did u hear she went to that bitcoin party and some guy peed in kiddie pool and had her lay in it
by fatcatboots July 12, 2024
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Bitcoin

Why am I getting emails from PayPal about bitcoin? That's gotta be a scam, right?
Hym "I don't even have paypal installed on my phone and you better fucking believe I wouldn't buy any fucking bitcoin. That better be a scam. I better not be getting identity thefted... This is some bullshit. A bill for 432.08!? For what!? That's gotta be a scam. They want me to click on the pdf and that's going to install some malware and then before you know it they're going to be selling pictures of my tits on the interwebs... On sale now! $7.99 a pop... Plus shipping and handling... Stainless steel picture frame included with every purchase... Buy 2 and get a free jar of my bath-water..."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
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Bitcoin Support Project

A 27 trillion Yen fund created by the Satoshi Nakamoto Group in October 2013. The Bitcoin Support Project was established in order to bring Bitcoin's value back up every time it has a major crash or investors lose interest in the market. The project ensures Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies dethrone central banks and give power back to the people. Analysts estimate the fund grows by a whopping 170% annually due to the "pump and dump" effect it has on the market. This improves the market influence potential for the next pump. Each time the fund has been used, the sudden surge in market value usually results in massive media coverage, attracting new investors and improving liquidity. An agreement was established for the fund to be discontinued once central banks cease operation due to fiat currencies becoming redundant.
Jerry: "Look, the Bitcoin Bubble's Burst."
Anna: "Nah, now's the perfect time to invest! The Bitcoin Support Project will bring it back, probably tenfold!"
by Satoshi Nakamoto Group February 13, 2018
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Bitcoin Bitch

When you flex your bitcoin too hard on some poor person, you become a bitcoin bitch
"This dude called me a bitcoin bitch cause I was flexing to hard on him"
by Parallaxative March 9, 2020
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