Bleepy Bison 

An individual known for his/her foul-mouthed language much of which is bleeped by a disembodied voice or TV studio device. Bleepy Bison individuals are aware of their excessive use of expletives, but are powerless to end the behavior. The use of colorful language is almost autonomic, like breathing. Confronting a Bleepy Bison about his/her PG-13 vocabulary often leads to more obscenities and more bleeping.

Not to be confused with Byron - poet, philanderer and Bleepy Bison of his day.

I had no idea your aunt was such a Bleepy Bison.

Bleepy Bison by justWink December 7, 2011

black bison

stage after blue waffle, it is so hairy and black that it looks like the head of a bison

she was so wrecked, and it was a black bison

black bison by blackbison July 8, 2012

ditch bison

A very unfortunate looking female. More times than not a heavy set female. Looks like something that was struck and left in a ditch.

Damn, that broads a total ditch bison

ditch bison by Detwaa9 March 16, 2014

buritto bison 

What your friend's girl calls you during sex

Screw me with your slong you buritto bison

buritto bison by Shelovesrob December 5, 2016

Burrito bison

most bestest gam everr

person 1: burrito bison? epic?
person 3 yes, lol epic

Burrito bison by Goydrascre January 31, 2022

when bison fly 

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".

If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???

when bison fly by QuacksO July 26, 2024

Pet The Bison 

Fingerbanging a chick with a LOT of pubic hair. Like, 70s bush.

"Darlene has a real 70s bush so I decided to pet the bison." "When I gave Darlene a hand job it was like I had to pet the bison"

Pet The Bison by Marshmallow_Poptart August 20, 2019