BILWO

Bed I'd Like (to) Wank On. As the name says, a bed (usually another person's) that somone desires to lie on and masturbate.

Hey dawg, hayley's bed was so soft, comfy and hidden away- a total BILWO!

by Baron Von Ironmaggot July 26, 2009

balsor

A man of pure excellence. The prime definition of all things awesome. His intelligence goes unmatched, and his manly physique is envied by all. Men want to be him, and women want to be with him.

He is Balsor. He is awesome.

Also, he has super powers.

Kevin: Hey Rieger, have you seen that awesome dude, Balsor? He's pretty fucking awesome eh?

Rieger: Yeah that dude is the fucking man. He is awesome. I wish every single day I could be more and more like him.

by Jballs94 February 1, 2010

Bilsh

The seam on your ball sack.

Wes was late because he was at home shaving his bilsh.

by BillMaury January 13, 2009

Billoh

meaning Africa prince, comes from a long line of African kings descended from Mali. is very intelligent but has a hard time showing it sometimes, is better at helping other rather than himself. a guy that girls learn to love because of his adorable dimples and charm.

usually feels as though he does not belong when truely he probably runs the show. is a very open person, always there to comfort you no matter what, hates sitting by while other get picked on, this is the type of guy you want on your side he may appear a pasifist, but when the time comes to let it all out hes your worst nightmare.

though he may seem joyful most of the time he is always thinking of his terrable past, and blames himself for the way his familes life has turned out

"Billoh is so nice i wish i could get to know him better?

by Mr Ambe July 7, 2011

Bilo

Borat's retard brother; a person that is very dumb or slow

Steve No Middle Name Ketter is such a bilo.

by Vozo October 23, 2007

Bilson

A synonym for the water pipe or "Bong" used to smoke cannabis. Used mainly in Sydney, Australia but also in some parts of Western Sydney and is derived from the Australian slang "Billy", also meaning bong. The word "Bilson" can be used as a noun like "bong" is, or as a proper noun like someone's name is for example.

Noun use: "Dude bring the Bilson over here, I want to get ripped!"
Proper Noun use, enquiring into which smoking method will be used during the night: "Hey man is Bilson coming?" "Nah, I reckon we should use blunts instead man". "Bilson's too hard to make tonight".

by Stef132 October 6, 2011

Bilslendium Theory

A theory that dinosaurs were intelligent beings from another galaxy that ruled the earth from the Triassic through the Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic Era.
Upon discovery that the earth would be struck by a meteor roughly 60-160 kilometers in diameter, most of dinosaurs left the planet in giant mother ships before the "shit hit the fan."
The remainder of the population, mostly stoner's and hippie dinosaurs stayed behind to philosophize the meaning of life and what the fuck a Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex is.
The meteor struck and the remaining dinosaur population was completely wiped out. We now ponder, with their brothers and sisters extinct, when will they return...

Did you know "The Land Before Time" was based on the Bilslendium theory? Fuckin unreal!

by Irmr2 January 17, 2011