BILF

Bartender ide Luke to fuck.

That bartender ia a bilf!

by Wllystker September 18, 2016

Bilfing

Coming over someone's face and glasses while you are sat on the toilet having a shit

I Bilfing my partner in the public toilet yesterday afternoon

by Pete.Tott August 31, 2023

Bilfinger

The finger between the index finger and ring finger.

I asked the Construction foreman what time lunch began and he just gave me the Bilfinger.

by JSJ918 October 8, 2019

bilf

(brother id like to fuck) having an extremely hot brother with a big dick

caroline beesten has a bilf

by cbeesten September 13, 2017

Bilf

1) Shorthand for “breakfast”
2) acronym for “Breakfast I’d Like To Fuck.” When your breakfast is so good, that you’d want to fuck it if you could.

1) I had eggs and bacon for bilf this morning, but I’m still hungry!

2) My pancakes were fire this morning, they were such a BILF.

by Mrwhite03 August 12, 2021

Bilf

Bitch i lick farts out of

Yeah shes such a bilf bro she got a dumpy ass

by Someone that likes nat December 14, 2020

BILF

Baby I'd like to fuck. Used by stewie Griffin in the t.v. show family guy.

Stewie: ooh wait bilf total bilf.

by boaz274 September 17, 2017