biffinectomy

Removal of the biffin

“Ouch my biffin hurts!” - grace
“Maybe you should book a doctors appointment for a biffinectomy” -sinead and katelin

by Biffinlover June 21, 2022

Bicinnovation

A really, really clever thing which you wonder why no one thought of it before. Named after Welsh business support firm Bic, which was instrumental in developing all kinds of business ideas.

Collecting the water from your greenhouse roof? How very Bicinnovation of you!

I don’t know how to solve this problem, so I am hoping someone on the team will be Bicinnovated and suggest something workable and stunningly useful.

by RichB53 August 15, 2022

Biffins Bridge Rot Test

When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.

I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.

by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023

Biffing

Biffing, is the act of a dominant other ramming a long metal tube up your butt, and pumping blue ooze into your blood stream. This is not a sexual act.

Mr. Biffit, spent his whole summer biffing all the boys at summer camp.

by Mr.biffit May 5, 2024

Bifting

The act of melting 14-20 metal screws together, letting them harden, and then throwing the chunk at a homeless person.

"Hey man, wanna go bifting with me tomorrow?"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Bicinogen

Discovered by Bicinogen Sam in 1923
Develops in frozen/chilled foods that need to be reheated, activating the bicinogens
Feeds on oxytocin in the body and produces cortisol
Good for cortisol addicts

I meal prepped a bicinogen tube

by Bicinogen Sam February 2, 2026

beter biffin

Similar to Beter Briffin, but with easier pronunciation and less cringe.

my homie Beter Biffin an i be boolin outside today

by nickgurr507 May 8, 2022