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take my talents to South Beach

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010
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Bethany Beach

A sweet little beach town in Delaware where preps go for the summer.
At Bethany Beach, Skip leaves his polo shirt in the Volvo and gets some sun as he sails the bay or walks the beach.
by Bethany Boy August 20, 2006
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beach stat

status, most often immediately after consuming large amounts of food, where one positions himself comfortably on a sofa, recliner, or bed and assumes a trancelike state with absolutely zero motivation to move. similar to a whale that has beached itself. food drunk. glutenous relaxation.
Brian and Monroe just left the china buffet's all you can eat crab leg night. They will probably be beach stat shortly.
by Matthew Ryan Zimmer January 20, 2009
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beach aw

On GTA 5 Online, Beach AW is a type pvp in which players use "All Weapons" to kill each other. The purpose of that is to kek (spawn-trap) your opponent.
Most Beach AW players are tryhards so you can chose the easy way out as much as you want during a fair 1vs1.
The other rules are : you can use every weapons except the special rounds on the heavy sniper mk2, no vehicles, no ceo, no off radar, no BST, no RC Bandito, no lamar, no friend helping you, no Orbital canon, and you can spam explosives.
Giving up in a 1vs1 Beach AW will automatically make you lose, whatever the score.
Do you want to 1vs1 me Beach AW in a private session ?
by Beach aw April 18, 2020
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Berchansky'd

To ditch or leave a group for another group of people who are significantly "cooler"
Jon and I went to the city yesterday to hang out with Katy, but she Berchansky'd us to hand out with Brandon. What a bitch!
by PH7 February 25, 2017
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becheetoed

Covered in the powdery orange residue sprayed on Cheetos or other cheese puffs; usually an aftereffect of cheese snack consumption. Coined by Stephen Colbert on The Daily Show during coverage of the 2004 presidential campaign.
" ... clapping their pudgy, becheetoed hands in idiot glee ..." (first known usage)

"Hey, can you hand me a napkin? My hands are all becheetoed now."
by B.Cheeto December 31, 2006
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Beach Hangover

The headache or fatigue one might encounter after a day at the Beach.
by Alex Lefebvre February 17, 2008
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