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Leave-Behind

When someone "casually" leaves an object or article of clothing in the home of a person they have just randomly slept with - thereby ensuring that they have an excuse to see this person again. Traditionally, the girl who just got slammed leaves her panties behind as a souveneer for the one who pleased her properly. panty,panties, boxers, bra, souveneer, wet panties, panties, her bra's on my ceiling fan now
I had to do another leave behind for Christine this time; because she kept my pajama tops last time as she cooed and said, they "smell like you" (oh yea , , ,).

Donna left her black g-string panties behind at my house, and George thought he should get them because he brought her over ! ! ! - - - ha!

A sweet Leave-Behind for the "Spoiler".

One night, I saw some dainty pink panties and a small bath towel on the sidewalk at Lake George! I think they were either a leave-behind, or a whicked gag.
by Herman45_ - (the spoiler) February 27, 2007
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"the man behind the curtain"

Noun.

A phrase used to describe someone who is in the background secretly plotting and conspiring or also a hypocrite of great proportions.

Derived from the movie The Wizard of Oz
Senator Charles worked secretly at night with his other colleagues, being "the man behind the curtain" of the Senate.
by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006
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There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.
Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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nigga-behind-the-trigga

Formerly a catchphrase used by that black dude in Full Metal Jacket. This statement could now be used to refer to a black person armed with a firearm, particularly a handgun.
WHITE SOLDIER
"You gonna be OK by yourself man?"
BLACK SOLDIER
"No problem cracka, there's a nigga-behind-the-trigga!"
by Dave May 15, 2004
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Anders Behring Breivik

Primary weapon:- Ruger Mini-14 rifle, holographic sight
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags

Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap
Sir Anders initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo, dressed up as a cop, and snuck behind enemy lines like a 1337 spy, yo. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to Utopya Island where hippie faggots hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on them with a Glock 17 pistol, Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Benelli Nova shotgun.

With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.

Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.
by The Finnisher April 28, 2012
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behind the counter privileges

1) The opportunity to go behind the counter at your favourite coffee shop.
2) An understood privilege to get beyond second base with someone.
I have behind the counter privileges at the coffee shop, and now I can get hot water whenever I want!
by stevensc May 19, 2010
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Get Behind the Velvet

In the late 18th century, it was common to get annoyed with passers-by. Too much courtesy can indeed be a bad thing - these people were told to 'get behind the fucking velvet' and were soon sold into a life of indentured servitude in Australia. Few if any of these unwittingly courteous slaves survived to be recorded in the annals of history.
"Look mate, if you say thank you one more fucking time I'll tell you to get behind the velvet"
- Connor in AC3

"Shut the fuck up and take another sip or just get behind the fucking velvet already."

- Jason Green
by Johannes di Silencio January 9, 2013
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