A middle-aged female,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who is very old-fashioned yet wears more red lipstick & blue eyeshadow than a hooker,can't make a decision without a man,talks so slow that you'd have time to take a nap before they even finish one sentence,carries a huge purse nearly as big as their husband's '71 Oldsmobile,spends hours in a local 'mom-&-pop' beauty shop having their hair teased about 9" high,gossips constantly and over-uses phrases like "oh,dear!","I swear!",and "I do declare!",uses enough Aqua Net hairspray to destroy the ozone layer,and is usually married to a Dead Elvis whom she met in high school back in '59.(see Dead Elvis)
"My aunt Doris is a real Beehive Betty,she says 'dear,swear,and do-declare' at least 5 times a minute,and spends all day at Lucille's Beauty Shop!"
by sns21274 July 3, 2009
Get the Beehive Betty mug.The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.
"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."
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Wearing nothing but a neck tie and a collar. Similar to "Donald Ducking it", except more nude/formal.
My girlfriend told me that the party had a formal dress code. So I wore a tie and nothing else.. aka Yogi Bearing it, and got arrested. see donald duck
by KCDonkeyShow July 28, 2010
Get the Yogi Bearing it mug.The act of causing general, seemingly purposeless havoc, usually involving food items (most predominantly Lloyd Beef brand beef).
"Dude, I've never Lloyd beefed so hard in my life. After the eggs, heights, and flaur, the beef cake crowned us Lloyd Beefing Kings!"
by Lloyd himself October 13, 2011
Get the Lloyd Beefing mug.A rural shit-hole in the South of England, populated almost entirely by pretentious geese, seeking to make a living from eating shit and baby ducklings. Whilst many do comment on many Beedingers' sexual inactivity, it is apparent to anyone who visits there that the female Beedinger is highly promiscuous, and has every erotic fantasy, ranging from autoasphyxiation to bestiality, and back again.
The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.
The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.
Dude 1: Argh, did you see that Upper Beeding girl?
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.
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Get the Upper Beeding mug."Dave, have you seen my meds? I've been buzzing around the beehive just to find it."
"Nope. That's on you, John"
'Damn."
"Nope. That's on you, John"
'Damn."
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Get the Buzzing around the beehive mug.The act of gluing living bees to the male's genitals. Then the male docks with the female and begins spinning violently whilst buzzing.
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