Beadle

Any person, living or dead, who dances and dresses better than you. Generally a smoker of clove cigarettes and drinker of coffee, an intellectual, a gentleman, a scholar and almost definitely out of your league. Always has a highly intelligent, smokin' hottie from Littleton Panel on his arm.

The closest thing to Jesus this side of Heaven.

"That Beadle is some kinda wonderful."

"Don't mess that Beadle, the kids got mad intellect."

by IAMBEADLE October 21, 2008

beadle's handful

An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand).

I haven;t got much, man, just a Beadle's Handful.

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

Beadle Bagging

The Art of "Tea Bagging" using your smaller testicle. Named in honour of Jeremy Beadle (recently deceased chubby prankster)

Sally was all about the Beadle Bagging

by the Beadle bagger March 28, 2009

biddleonia

A made up country used in early episodes of the TV show Hey, Hey it's Saturday.

Hello there, it's the president of Biddleonia here.

by discostu71 July 26, 2017

Boddler

A young child who is not an infant but not a toddler. Usually when babies turn one they become a boddler and become a toddler when they are two.

AWW... Look how little Mason has grown from a baby to a *boddler*

by Aseaofdeademoandinfintefandoms August 16, 2017

boddle

An Atlantic Canadian maritime slang for a "Bottle".

I better put away this Boddle of Pop before it gets warm .

by Maritime talk January 6, 2018

Beadled

1. Can be used as a word to describe how drunk or under the influence a person is after a night on the tiles.

2. Can also be used as a synonym for the words: Fucked or Shagged

1. Ahh mate I was absolutely Beadled when I left the club last night.

2. Remember that girl Sharon from school? Yeah I beadled her in Magaluf last weekend.

by DKthepoet August 2, 2018