dough beater

When you beat a fat chick with your penis, then you jizz all over her tits.

"Hey how did your date go with that fat chick?"- Joe
"Awww, man, I totally did a dough beater! I was so fucking drunk! Next time you're MY wingman!-You

by She-Ra Princess of Power December 15, 2010

Bathroom Beater

The technically not but low-key criminal act of beating your dick in the school/public bathroom. Even worse then shitting in a school/public bathroom.

Guy: Hey have you heard that Johnson is a Bathroom Beater?
Joe: What the fuck?

by Xx_EatItAndBeatIt_xX July 13, 2023

can't beat the beater

you cant beat the person that's been beating the whole time

Maya: "Jstris queen fell off?"
Gabby: "NO, you can't beat the beater!"

by chants_UwU May 18, 2022

Beamer

1. a BMW
2. a nice car

"hey, my boyfriend just got a beamer."
"that's so tite"

by bigheavenlyeyes August 12, 2005

beanerpult

When three or more beaners attempt to clear a large obstacle by means of human propulsion. Usually two or more beaners act as the base, and then the 'hopper' loads himself into the hands/arms of the other beaners, and is catapulted over said obstacle.

I once saw a beaner fly, but I realized it was just a beanerpult being used to get him on the roof of my neighbor's house to steal shingles.

by Jinkiro February 26, 2007

Buzzer-Beater

After a night out at the club, you've relentlessy hit on girls but had no luck, looks like you struck out for the night..but wait, there's 15 minutes left on the clock(before the club closes) you see one last girl, talk to her, she agrees to go home with you...BUZZZZZER BEATER!!!! fuckin clutch play!

rules:
a) only counts as a "buzzer beater" if its within the last 15 minutes before the club closes
b) mad bonus points if you happen to have a portable airhorn on you and as soon as the chick agrees to go home with you, you bust it out and start blaring it in her face while shouting "buzzer beater!,buzzer beater! buzzer beater!!" (optional...if you're a fucking pussy, if not its mandatory)

Stu: yo calen, you pull last night bra? I saw you chillin with the boys til mad late
Calen: Chyeaa boi, slayed a Buzzer-Beater.., was 1:55 and I pulled a clutch play, not gonna lie though she was a 4 at best
Stu: classic calen, slaying dragons, beating buzzers, #dragonslayer, #buzzerbeater #yolo #goalo

by buzzer_beater June 18, 2013

Jack Bauered

To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.

Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.

by Peanutgnome January 27, 2007