ass blaster

A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers

John just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room

by red April 16, 2005

fat blaster

A gentleman who has the tendency to hook up with significantly larger women. This is a less extreme form of a chubby chaser.

"Dude, Paul is such a fat blaster! This is the second weekend in a row he has gone home with a cow!"

by Sparkles90 March 13, 2012

gel blaster

when you are too much of a pussy to be hit by an airsoft or a paintball gun, but you think you are too old to use nerf guns, so you use gel blasters

Aiden: Yoo did you see Calob's new gel blaster?
Chad: Bruh you actually play with gel blasters?

Aiden: Yeah, airsoft guns are scary and I'm scared I will get hit...
Chad: They dont hurt that bad, you fucking pussy

by average skate 3 enjoyer February 15, 2022

Dion Blaster

Coolest, most B.A. character in 1080 for N64. He may be prone to crashing, but he hauls balls.

"If you could have any name, what would it be?"

"Dion Blaster."

"WTF."

"Dude trust me, he's hella fast."

by Ricky Winterborn June 10, 2009

Bedster

A person who spends most of their time in bed because they're too lazy or unmotivated to really do anything else. Typically this person eats, has sex, watches TV, naps, changes clothes, talks on phone etc ... and never leaves their bed. With the exception of needing to use the bathroom, and once that's over ... back into bed they go.

Oh my gosh, Brittany is such a Bedster, every time I talk to her she's always sleepy and always in bed. She spends more time laying down being lazy than anyone. What a bed potato!

by Speed Racer February 11, 2010

half breaster

a woman who gives the impression that her body is composed of at least 50% breast

Yo check out that half breaster over there, she's like a boob on legs! What did she eat to grow those?

by fishtankheroes September 2, 2011

Nigger Blaster

A "Nigger Blaster" is a shotgun or hand gun that is tucked away inside your car or house, that is easily accessible in the event a nigger or group niggers attempts to steal your stuff or rape or kill you.

Joe: Wow... are you okay after the robbery?

Max: Yup! .... look in the front lawn, I got both of them with my trusty "Nigger Blaster"

by Get real, Ya All!!! October 23, 2008