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Boarding Party

Happens when a guy and a girl are sleeping in a bed togeather, wearing underwear.

The guy takes his junk out of his underwear and places it in the girl's underwear, probably as an awkward sexual advance
Guy1: Dude! I gave my girl a boarding party last night! It was so hot!
Guy2: Awesome!

Girl1: Uhg, my boyfriend tried to give me a boarding party last night. I'm going to tear his junk off next time.
Girl2: Gross!
by 1 dude September 13, 2009
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finger boarding accident

emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.
teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?

emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.
by wake & bake October 24, 2008
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checker boarding

The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons.
The New England Patriots are checker boarding the New York Jets right now
by pajama rich January 2, 2011
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Agapé Boarding School

A cult boarding school in Stockton, Missouri that uses vulnerable boys for profit. Known for Jurassic Elbows, Brown Town, The Padded Palace, and The Holy King James Version; Agapé is a safe haven for child predators and abusers. Don’t be fooled, this place is nothing like prison - boys at Agapé could never achieve basic human rights. If your boy likes the school enough, he can even join the staff and intermarry with the great country folks of Agape!
Q: Have you ever thought about sending Billy to Agapé Boarding School?
A: No Way! I don’t want him to have the lifelong trauma that comes with living around those hicks.
by Pushtheground February 11, 2021
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load-bearing coconut

A seemingly unnecessary file in a computer program, which causes the entire program to stop working for unknown reasons when it is removed. The term originates from an online hoax about an image of a coconut in the files for Team Fortress 2, which supposedly caused this problem when deleted.
Windows is such an unoptimized mess under the hood, but it's probably impossible to fix it because it might be full of load-bearing coconuts.
by blue_heart January 29, 2023
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Worm Boarding

Worm Boarding is the act of placing a large cardboard box on top of a longboard and riding down a hill with 2 or more people inside of said box. Usually a refrigerator or water heater box works best. The bigger the hill, the better.
Dude #1 - Hey budday, let's go find a sick hill to worm board down!!!

Dude #2 - Count me in, I love Worm Boarding!!! And i'm not your budday, friend...
by Kevro10 August 10, 2010
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Death Boarding

A fierce high speed battle in which two people speed down a highway clutching a bandana, the person holding on at the end is the winner. It's like skate boarding, except safer
Fry: What's Death boarding?
Kid: It's like skateboarding except half the time someone dies
Fry: Oh, so it's safer than skateboading
by futurama fan December 28, 2010
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