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slippery bagel

When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.
“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”

“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”

listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”

“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
by Woaks May 29, 2018
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Chooch on a Bagel

A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.
That game of Chooch on a Bagel got really intense last night, I’m glad I let out all of my tears.
by Memelordicus July 3, 2019
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pizza bagel

A Man or woman who is 1/2 Jewish- 1/2 Italian.
"That pizza bagel boy is so hot! I want to do him now!".
by 00087u483 December 28, 2005
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Go eat a bagel

A way of telling people to fuck off
first guy: "your mother is a smelly prostitute"
second guy: "go eat a bagel"
by David dDd Davidson March 21, 2010
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Joshing my bagels

A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.
Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."

Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011
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eating a bagel

Will the pirate ate a bagel twice today.

Hmm, He is always eating a bagel...
by That One Fly Girl June 22, 2009
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Free Bagel Friday

Free Bagel Friday is a repeated theme in Wheezy Waiter videos.

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Since January 2009, when Craig makes a video on Friday, he always includes a segment about Free Bagel Friday. On Free Bagel Friday, there are free bagels available at Craig's workplace. Every Free Bagel Friday, Craig confronts his boss (Mike Benedetto), demands his boss' bagel, and then punches him in order to steal his bagel (most often, a sesame bagel). When Mike gets punched, he usually flies backwards into recycling bins, shelving units, boxes, and so on.

This comical bit is the longest-running repeated theme in Wheezy Waiter videos. While the structure is always the same, the dialogue between Craig and Mike usually alludes to whatever topic or jokes the rest of that particular video contains. For example, in a video where Craig (Wheezy Waiter) performed a version of the song 'Creep' (his version called 'Crepe'), Mike's dialogue in the Free Bagel Friday confrontation consisted of lines from the song.

See the definition for Wheezy Waiter for more information on these videos.
TGIFBF. Thank God It's Free Bagel Friday. Every Friday, we have a big pile of bagels in the office.

Oh shirt, it's Free Bagel Friday.
by martha_s February 8, 2010
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