bantex

A contraction of 'Banter Vortex' - this would be created when an individual said something particularly un-funny in an otherwise banterous situation, thus sucking in all the banter. To be avoided at all costs.

It can also be used to describe said individual.

See Also:
Negative Banter
Banter Machine

Individual Example: Barfso

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

Baby Batter

sperm.

Oh boy, here comes the baby batter... want it in your crack? or on your back?

by sf_monkey October 17, 2003

Master Baiter

A man who is greatly skilled in handling any bait, preferably the large nightcrawler he's got in his trousers.

"Uhhhh uncle Rick...why are you taking your pants off?"
"Now you see here sonny...to hook a big sumbitch you need a big worm and lucky for us, I happen to be a master baiter myself"

by AceJohnson69 February 18, 2020

battery hoarder

Someone who goes to great lengths to preserve battery life on a mobile device such as a tablet or smartphone. Often they have their brightness extremely low and always clear multitasking

Will, I can't even see your screen it's so dim, you're such a battery hoarder

by cesamos November 19, 2014

Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.

'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'

by babadobey January 4, 2010

bantercise

A way of telling someone that their banter is not up to scratch.

Guy1: Dude, that guy last night completely failed to make me laugh.
Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.

by BECCYBONES July 19, 2010

batters on deck

A girl who is so beautiful, smart, funny, and has such a good personality that she is not only taken but has guys pursuing her in the hopes that her boyfriend slips up. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity if you get to be with a girl like this, but it seems there is always someone ahead of you in the "batting order."

Guy 1 : "Wow, that girl is just amazing in every sense of the word! Do you know if she has a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."

by handle this February 20, 2010