A professional babysitter. A part time psychologist. One who has a developed sense of seeing through the bullshit. Someone you are most likely NOT taking home, so do your bartender a favor and don't ask! Remember, she is getting paid to flirt with you and being HOT is part of the requirement of her job!! A professional bullshitter. Someone with a real sense of fun and can probably drink you under the table. A person with a dangerous turning point who can rip you to shreds with a few pointed sentences if necessary. A part time security guard. I may be cute but will kick your drunk ass if I have to!!
Drunk: "You're hot."
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles
Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)
Bartender: "Thanks, you're not to bad yourself."
Drunk: "You got all kinds of booty girl!"
Bartender: politely smiles
Drunk: "We should go out sometime."
Bartender: (after tab is paid of course) "No thanks I like pussy." (In other words: You are wasted, I am sober, I have witnessed you hit on every girl in this bar and will not be your last resort to get laid. No thanks drunk guy..)
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To touch a foul ball and get blamed for your team losing the series even though the second baseman, who gets paid millions of dollars booted the next ball that could have ended the inning
Retarded Cubs Fan: Can you believe bartman touched that ball?
Smart Cubs Fan: Yea but we still could have won if we didn't boot the next play and then suck in the last game.
Smart Cubs Fan: Yea but we still could have won if we didn't boot the next play and then suck in the last game.
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2. When (s)he switched or mixed up song titles and producer/artists.
2. When (s)he switched or mixed up song titles and producer/artists.
Me: Is that a new song by Alan?
*looks at title* Alan Walker - Forcing
*searches song title on Google*
*nothing shows up*
Me: Wait a minute, that's a bartek! The song never existed!
*looks at title* Alan Walker - Forcing
*searches song title on Google*
*nothing shows up*
Me: Wait a minute, that's a bartek! The song never existed!
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Me: You got the tickets?
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!
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