Bang Magnet

A chick who can't help but get laid, it's in her attitude,looks, DNA, upbringing, etc. I.E, a doorknob.

Jenny was the firm's bang magnet, all the new interns were drawn to her and would indeed get there shot in the file room.

by Thumblewort January 20, 2009

Bang n' Hang

Your homies catch you with an ugly chick in da club and the only way to get out of the roastin' is to kill yo self.

God dam, I just got caught with sum ugly ass hoe now the squad's roastin' me! Better end this with a bang n' hang.

by pepe le booty hunter December 7, 2014

Briggs Bang Theory

A widely discredited theory that the universe was created by the bohemian artist Briggsy buggering God.

'I firmly believe that Briggsy's latest chalk masterpiece, "Rubber Glove and Telephone in Kenny Everett's Wok" is his finest work since he created the world with his tiny, diseased phallus.'

'Ah, Melvin, I'm pleased to hear you subscribe to the Briggs bang theory. Although if Briggsy had used pastels instead of chalk it would've pushed the Creation into a poor second.

by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015

Bang Off

To Bang off is to ride or die for someone. The same idea as 50/50. Means I ride for you, you ride for me. Usually said when giving someone dap and pointing the index finger at them instead of keeping a closed fist. It's a symbol that you're really cool with someone, cool enough to ride for them. If you don't do that to someone or they don't do it back to you it's not disrespect, it just means they don't mess with you like that and that it's just a formal/polite shake.

1. Aight soldier, I'm outt, Bang Off.
2. That's my nigga Justin, it's Bang Off for him.
3. I Bang Off for my brother.

by Shotta August 30, 2007

Oui oui baguette

Sydney says this a lot and she doesn’t actually know what it means lol

Sydney: this food is good
Friend: ikr it’s actually really good
Sydney: oui oui baguette
Friend: huh?
Sydney: idek

by psistillloveu February 3, 2019

bang mommy

A woman expected by her male parter to fulfill a mother-like role in supporting his needs (e.g. cooking, cleaning, and soothing bad moods) but also provide sex on demand.

I broke up with Daniel because I'm just a bang mommy to him.

by nbnerd June 25, 2021

oui oui baguette

my clueless ass in french class

teacher: could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he cant eat it,
say it in french

me: Oui Oui baguette

by hashhashbrown February 6, 2019