Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.

1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 5, 2007

Shake n' Bake

Smoking marijuana in the cold.

Merry Christmas, let's go outside to shake n' bake.

by Mikeyramone74 December 27, 2009

Bake Route

Driving around in a car for the sole purpose of getting high.

Gary: Let's go on a bake route
Paul: You get your car, I'll get my weed

by Carpetshaver7 December 15, 2009

wake and bake rape

When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up

Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot

Past tense: Woke and boke raped

"I think that I might wake and bake rape my boyfriend today"

by Verbcttjt August 25, 2009

Bakchod

Hindi Slang: Bakar/Bakwas (Senseless) + Chod (Fuck) = Bakchod (Senseless Fucker)

One who indulges in Bakchodi I.E Senseless talk

Wo bakchod launda hain!

by DACula May 28, 2011

baked all my beans

When a person has baked all your beans, they have annoyed you to the point of no return. You're done with them.

My girlfriend baked all my beans last night, so I'm going to break up with her.

by beanbaker December 12, 2018

Wet Bake

Spooning or collapsing on each other immediately after sex, causing the free ejaculate to heat up and act as an adhesive.

"After I banged Suzy she wanted to spoon, it was a total Wet Bake"

by Feeny Boppper June 7, 2017