Bang n' Hang

Your homies catch you with an ugly chick in da club and the only way to get out of the roastin' is to kill yo self.

God dam, I just got caught with sum ugly ass hoe now the squad's roastin' me! Better end this with a bang n' hang.

by pepe le booty hunter December 7, 2014

Briggs Bang Theory

A widely discredited theory that the universe was created by the bohemian artist Briggsy buggering God.

'I firmly believe that Briggsy's latest chalk masterpiece, "Rubber Glove and Telephone in Kenny Everett's Wok" is his finest work since he created the world with his tiny, diseased phallus.'

'Ah, Melvin, I'm pleased to hear you subscribe to the Briggs bang theory. Although if Briggsy had used pastels instead of chalk it would've pushed the Creation into a poor second.

by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015

Bang Off

To Bang off is to ride or die for someone. The same idea as 50/50. Means I ride for you, you ride for me. Usually said when giving someone dap and pointing the index finger at them instead of keeping a closed fist. It's a symbol that you're really cool with someone, cool enough to ride for them. If you don't do that to someone or they don't do it back to you it's not disrespect, it just means they don't mess with you like that and that it's just a formal/polite shake.

1. Aight soldier, I'm outt, Bang Off.
2. That's my nigga Justin, it's Bang Off for him.
3. I Bang Off for my brother.

by Shotta August 30, 2007

bang mommy

A woman expected by her male parter to fulfill a mother-like role in supporting his needs (e.g. cooking, cleaning, and soothing bad moods) but also provide sex on demand.

I broke up with Daniel because I'm just a bang mommy to him.

by nbnerd June 25, 2021

grief bang

Mostly meaningless sex used to cope with the loss of a relationship. A term possibly first created by the writers of Archer.

Wendella grief banged her way into the New Year.

by wbloo December 31, 2013

Cilit Bang

An overly-powerful common household cleaner.

Sources: TV advert; Youtube

Person 1: I have this old rusty penny that's almost impossible to recognize. What should I do?!?

Person 2: Simply place it in a cilit bang solution for 15 seconds and it'll be as good as new!

by Oreosbff February 5, 2009

Personality Bang

The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, not because you like the way that they look, but for the content of their character.

She laughed at all of my stupid jokes, so I gave her a quick personality bang.

by Sergei Krechkov February 8, 2009