Banjologist

(n) an expert in banjo-based music styles. The term originates from an episode of the Simpsons in which a talk radio host refers to a guest using the term.

Guy #1: "My cousin is from Alabama. She's a banjologist."
Guy #2: "When's the wedding?"

by shadowcaster187 May 11, 2006

Playing the Invisible banjo

Female masturbation, from the action of the hand as if strumming a banjo

Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.

by darfieldboy June 8, 2011

hairy banjo

a very hairy pussy (not a cat). unshaven lady bit.

Bum tit tit, bum tit tit, play your hairy banjo.
Shave that hairy banjo you slag.

by SCOTTISH SCOTT August 24, 2006

twang her banjo

The beautiful art of female masturbation.

Gina loves to twang her banjo while watching lesbian porn....she's such a rug muncher

by FMFlex2 November 11, 2005

Brown Banjo

While a man or a chick sticks their thumb in tha asshole of a woman and tickels her pussey(cooch)-=Like A BanjO=-

OOH boy Andrew that tune u played on that brown banjo last night was stuck in my head all day long!!

Damnit i cant believe that andrew gave me a brown banjo last night

that brown banjo that andrew gave me last nite was AMAZING!!!

DAMN That was almost as good as a rimjob!


DEREK KNOWS I MADE THIS UP

by Andrew P February 25, 2004

dueling banjos

N. A banjo-guitar duet commonly associated with hillbillies and rednecks.

V. Two or more people masturbating eachother, or engaging in masturbation with eachother.

To masturbate another, often used to accuse someone of homosexuality in hopes of offending the accused.

"The chicks in that movie were really dueling eachother's banjos"

"We all know you play dueling banjos with your cousin every night"

by Oni Ookami Alfador March 8, 2005

barnjob

1) A sexual act, in which a male covers his penis with applesauce and feeds it to the horse with no teeth.
2) The alias of Fearless leader, who's true name will be omitted for privacy reasons.

"Hey, check out that old horse!"
"Yeah, i bet that thing would give a great barnjob, do you have any applesauce?"

by Hermano de Barnjob February 4, 2006