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joan baez

The best most brilliant and most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. She is an amazing musician and has the best politics in the publicized world. She has the voice of an angel, the heart of I don't know, but someone really really really good, and man she is fucking gorgeous.
Man, that Joan Baez is one awesome lady, we should all listen to her- both her music and her thoughts on life, we can sure learn a lot from her!
by jordan March 17, 2004
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keys to the benz

1. a way to say you won't take shit from haters.

2. a way to say "let's ride!"

3. a greeting that often confuses people.
1. Nicki: Keys to the benz? Keys to the benz!
Keys: Oh shit, I'd better step up on outta hurr...

2. Sean: Hey, there's a sale on plastic banana guards at WalMart!
Keane: Keys to the benz!

3. Chris: Hey, Drew.
Drew: Keys to the benz.
Chris: .......... ?
by NoMSG October 13, 2010
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Benzino

I would never claim to be no... Ray Benzino... an 83-year-old fake Pachino.
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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benzino

Named used to describe a fake ass homo rap artist. Someone from Boston.
Paul: "Say James, did you see the show last night?"
James: "I sure did Paul. What was up with that homo Benzino on stage?"
Paul: "Oh, I know...he tried to grab my balls backstage James!"
James: "The nerve."
by Deez March 28, 2003
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Mercedes-Benz

One of the two finest automobile companies in the world. Mercedes and BMW are the ultimate contenders for mass-production high-quality cars. Nobody can fucking step to them.
American: I love my Ford.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.
by BMW = BLACK MAN'S WISH May 18, 2003
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baener

n.
1. an unaesthetically pleasing person

v.
1. to be used as ANY type of insult. It will work in any situation.
n: "It's not polite to stare at the Baener!"

v: "You are such a Baener."
"Eww..don't go Baener on me now!"
by cupanoodle March 31, 2008
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Benzino

An unknown person. The authors of websters dictionary are still trying to figure out who the fuck this guy is. Actually we only posted this here to find out if anybody knows who this person is let us know!!!!!!!
fictitous, unknown, never heard of or about
by Jeremy February 21, 2004
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