Bus Bench Buddhist

A person who advertises that they are a Buddhist for attention or clout. Referencing how real estate agents rent bus benches to advertise their business and have their face seen.

The Buddhist teacher could have easily made a video without splashing their face all over but it was obvious they were really a bus bench Buddhist and it was all about their ego and trying to come across as wise.

by Quif Chang Caine June 12, 2023

The Talladega Bench Press

The Crabcore move which consists of all guitar players (including bass) lifting their instruments behind their heads, then bringing them back down in synchronized fashion. Most likely during a breakdown. You will be lucky to see more than one of these per show.

--at concert--
Friend #1: "dude!! did you see what they just did with their guitars!?"
Friend #2: "Haha yeah man, that's The Talladega Bench Press"

by crab[core]man November 7, 2010

grab some bench

Say it to someone who says or does something stupid or embarassing. Meaning they should stop what they are saying or doing.

Person A: Hey I'm totally going to get laid with all of the girls in our class.
Person B: Your done, grab some bench.

by Dark Shadow459 April 4, 2011

bench it off

a portmanteau of bench press and walk it off, to bench it off is to work off a physical or emotional injury by bench pressing; works best with heavy weights

My friend broke his arm, so I invited him to come to the gym with me to bench it off. Now his arm's all better and his bench press has increased by 20 pounds.

by whatsupimphil July 16, 2009

benchmarks

1. A reference mark that something is measured against. The original benchmarks are places on the workbench used to measure common lengths of material, such as lumber.

2. In surveying, a "bench mark" (two words) is a post or other permanent mark established at a known elevation that is used as the basis for measuring the elevation of other topographical points.

In computer and Internet technology, the term may have any of these meanings:

1) A set of conditions against which a product or system is measured. PC magazine laboratories frequently test and compare several new computers or computer devices against the same set of application programs, user interactions, and contextual situations. The total context against which all products are measured and compared is referred to as the benchmark.

2) A program that is specially designed to provide measurements for a particular operating system or application.

3) A known product with which users are familiar or accustomed to that other newer products can be compared to.

4) A set of performance criteria which a product is expected to meet.

Laboratory benchmarks sometimes fail to reflect real-world product use. For this reason, Eric Raymond defines a benchmark as "an inaccurate measure of computer performance" and cites the "old hacker's saying" that "In the computer industry, there are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and benchmarks."

Still, benchmarks can be useful and some companies offer benchmark programs for downloading or a benchmark testing service on their own site.

by Athene Airheart March 18, 2004

Bench Press Blowjob

When a buff ass body builder chick grabs a man by the chest and knees or legs (depending on height) and bench presses the man over her head while giving oral sex at the same time.

Laugh all you want at Marla, but you'll never know the joys of a bench press blowjob

by The Hot Carlson December 24, 2008

Banch

I have always understood this to be a Vermont/New England term, deriving from "driving like a banshee".

Verb - 1.The act of driving very fast on a winding country road, preferably a dirt road. 2. The act of purposefully driving off the roadway and into a field, especially after much rain, where through decent pedal-work the vehicle can be made to spin, providing a fun ride and tearing hell out of the field.

"We were banchin' up Old Stage Road going wicked fast."

"Jeff's lawn was soaked after all that rain, so I went banchin' on it."

by vtneck February 27, 2009