backseat driver

A person who is sitting in the backseat of the car and is constantly telling the driver what to do.

Hey man you should get in the left lane since your going faster than these other people.
Thanks man, your a good backseat driver and thanks for the tip, I'll get right on that.

by tHe_DarKonE September 18, 2007

backseat charlie

A person sitting in the backseat of a car who has no disision in what goes on goes on inside the car.

"Hey change it back, I like that song."
"Shut up backseat charlie!"

by weeeeeeeeee August 9, 2005

backseat chef

One who constantly tries to add ingredients and tells someone what and how to cook something when someone is preparing food.

Mom: "Okay, i'm making dinner."

Kid 1: "No, no, no, you are making it all wrong, you need to add ketchup."

Mom: "Oh I think i can do this myself sweety."

Kid 1: "Ugh!" *adds all THEIR favorite things.

Kid 2: "OMG, you are such a backseat chef!"

by LOL~WUT November 22, 2011

Backseat Fucked

When a good student is put in the back of the class to set a barrier or wall between the reject kids who were put there. The student is only there because the teacher doesnt want to deal with the stupid kids anymore, and good student suffers from it.

Boy 1: My grade is totally dropping in math because I can't see the board anymore. Mrs.Smith totally backseat fucked me.
Boy 2: I understand! Ever since I was was moved to the back in history to provide a wall between the slackers, I havent learned a thing

by HannahHorton December 23, 2008

backseat shenanigans

When someone does something mischevious, sexual or otherwise in the backseat of a vehicle.

*Common in black VL non-turbos*

PERSON 1: "Ey, what's this sticky stuff in the backseat of your VL?"

PERSON 2: "Was it Paul and Vanessa's backseat shenanigans after Jimmies?"

PERSON 1: "It was, those horny fucks!"

PERSON 2: "Doesn't he live in Gunn Court?"

PERSON 1: "Let's go egg him"

by Stevito January 13, 2008

backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.

Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"

by Justin Wilkinson July 28, 2008

backseat watcher

when people are watching tv, and one person begins to tell the person in possession of the remote to change channels.

Ron- "we missed the last play of the game because joe made rick change the channel to the weather station"

tom- "what a backseat watcher"

by guppietoe December 5, 2009