backdoor surprise

v./n. inf(!) to unexpectedly penetrate someone's anus; often, of a heterosexual couple engaged in doggy style intercourse, when the male withdraws from the vagina, and hilariously re-inserts into the anus without prior warning.

NOT to be confused with the equally amusing Cadbury Surprise.

Betty: ... but then, as I... as I was about to... come, for some reason he pulled out... and then... *breaks down sobbing* he.. he put it... oh god! *sobs uncontrolably*
Psychiatrist 1: He gave you a BACKDOOR SURPRISE!? What a guy!!!
*hi-fives Psychiatrist 2*
Psychiatrist 2: Man, that is awesome!

by Terry Deary July 21, 2008

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spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders

A delicious meal, although you can not have them because they are mine and I keep them to myself--aw?

Cartman: No, Kitty! These are my spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders!
Kitty: Reowr.
Cartman: No, Kitty!

by Gary Hatfield November 12, 2007

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Based Day

Based Day, is a cultural and religious celebration held on August 17th, the birth date of LIL B "THE BASEDGOD", the foremost patron saint.

tybg we have anther day to celebrate Based Day.

by TYBG4EVA May 21, 2019

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bakedshire

Nickname for berkshire school, a preppy boarding school in Sheffield, Massachusetts known for its excessive amount of weed use. Not a single kid or teacher on campus isn’t high 24/7.

Chad: How soon after Tad started Bakedshire did he get corrupted?
Brad: The first day! Hes the dealer now

by Hudson Smithhhh April 14, 2019

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The based family

A group of highly swagged out individuals that usually smoke blunts together and go on adventures together. They're special talents include of giving buck fifties to trifilin' ass hoes, winning mad guap at ceelo and firing shots at certain SLIMES. This family is higly allergic to slimes so if you have any type of slime flu or sickness please stay away from them!

Tiara: "Hey look it's the based family can i be apart of it!"
The based family: "No we don't affiliate with slime's and smuts sorry"

by Agnes Brady December 16, 2011

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