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beef bobber

An individual who eats meat from plate witout the use of cutlery. Typically a " Beef Bobber" will be highly intoxicated and no longer possess the motor skills to cut steak.
I was out and went pure Beef Bobber.
by TCJ&L September 6, 2017
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Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.
Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber
by TCJ&L September 6, 2017
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Cock bobber

A husband who needs to shut his mouth and suck his own dick
My husband is such a cock bobber, I run the house!
by Sammylee123 January 8, 2021
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jolly-bobber

People who are half dancing/half walking very slowly in huge crowds. They constantly change direction and let their pets walk into you at high speed. They are extremely rude and inconsiderate and generally end up barging people out of their way. They get very grumpy when you outsmart them. They enjoy dancing to children's songs, and they especially love the Peppa Pig theme tune.
"Did you see those jolly-bobbers today?"
"Yes. One walked straight into me and shouted at me when they accidentally fell over. I must admit, it was hilarious!"
by AbsoluteDemonSpawn January 8, 2023
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Reeder Bobber

A phrase that's exact definition cannot be defined by simple terminology. The definition of "Reeder Bobber" can mean whatever the speaker want's it to mean. It is a blank slate word essentially.
"That was a real Reeder Bobber moment."
"That Reeder Bobber was great."
"You're a Reeder Bobber"
by Carrot_Man123 March 30, 2023
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alabama bobber

Getting road head from your cousin on the way back from church in your daddy’s pickup truck
Let’s see how many Alabama bobbers we can spot on the way to have brunch at the sizzler
by Progreemer January 26, 2024
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Shnozzle-Bobber

A nose that is so big in size, that only something that Willy Wonka could come up with can do it justice.
Guy 1: Have you seen the Shnozzle-Bobber on that dude?

Guy 2: What the fuck are you talking about
by c4rmyyy January 13, 2025
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